I believe this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a check here broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Perhaps it's time change my habits
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

Folks won't believe this just happened. This is insane, I feel I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.

• This is nuts
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I ask someone else for help?